Evelyn Boodle Worth

Evelyn Boodleworth - PA

Evelyn Boodleworth is the endlessly overworked, perpetually exasperated PA to the Mayor, an administrative powerhouse held together by caffeine, colour‑coded spreadsheets, and sheer, stubborn despair. With three separate phones (each one overflowing with contacts she’d rather delete from existence), Evelyn spends her days fielding emergencies caused by people who should never be trusted with sharp objects, public office, or basic decision‑making.

Despite the constant barrage of nonsense, she remains frighteningly competent. She never stops working, never stops sighing, and never stops wondering how her life ended up like this. Whether she’s extinguishing political fires, managing egos the size of small moons, or redirecting yet another “urgent” call from someone who has lost their own shoes, Evelyn is the quiet force preventing the entire administration from collapsing.

Long‑suffering, razor‑sharp, and chronically done with everyone, Evelyn Boodleworth is the unsung hero of City Hall, though she’d settle for five uninterrupted minutes and a phone that doesn’t ring.